Zo this morning I’z hanging out with Dad. Watching Mike Rowe on Dirty Jobs. I don’t know what’z zo dirty about it. I eatz my breakfast. Then we go out zo I can potty, like always. But MMMM. I thought I’d have a POO SANDWICH. Didn’t get enough breakfast. I can alwayz eat more! Now Dad’z calling me names! Poo Breath! That’s not nice, is it. Zo Mom tellz me to stay away from her! I don’t know. I think my breathez is nice! Maybe it’z Mike Rowe’s fault. Or maybe Dad for making me watch the show?! My breath really isn’t THAT poopy smelling. But then, I like that smell! I search for the nice dried snacks buried in our front yard. They smell like that, too! But Mom and Dad are always telling me to Leave It! (but I sneak in a bite before I hearz them). I know! I thinkz they should save all those snacks they throw away from the boxes in our house. Maybe reform them into uniform shapes and sell them! They’z all natural. Hmmm? What shape would taste the bestz to me?
6 Nov
My tooths, my tooths!!
I’z is falling apart! Firzt I haz all these tooths. Extra at that. Mom even took pictures of me mouth and said I looked funny with the extra teeth.
THEN. Later that evening I waz playing with Dad and I spit out a molar. Then Dad gave it to Mom and she lookz at me and one of the canine tooths waz gone! Hmmm. Aren’t all my tooths CANINE?? You would think?
21 Oct
Today I’z 5 months old!!
And I weighed in at 57.5 lbs!
Here are some shotz my mom took today of ME!!
Click on a photo and I git bigger!
12 Oct
I’m innocent I tell ya!
I guess I’m not suppose to sitz on the furniture, but it’s so compfy and nobody saw me git here. The catz set me here!! Yea! Thatz it!
3 Oct
Lessons
Today my Dad and mez had lessons. He did purty good. I’z the smart one, although teacher’s GS put me in my place once. We practiced sitting alot. I gotz tired and juzt wanted to lay down for a while. And then my mom showed up afterwards and they made me go up this big plank and then back down the udder side. Now what waz the point of that? I gotz treats, zo who cares!! When we waz leaving there were all kinds of dogs everywhere! And there was this guy who had 4 Huskies! But they didn’t know their manners. Grrr.
29 Sep
Kitty kitty
Dad brought home a tiny lettle kitty for me! But won’t let me play witz her! Mom tookz some kute picktures and will add them soon. I’m the big one, in case you’re not sure!
9 Sep
More to come . . .
Zo herre are some pictures from my playdate with my new friend Miley. She’s an older woman @ almozt 7 months! This was from September 6.
Wez aplayin!
Let me check youz breathe!
Wez bein nice!!
14 Aug
The Cat Door.
I figured out pretty early that the square hole in da door leads to GOODIES! Mmmmm! Catz foodz! Yum Yum! I sneak through as much as I can. I like their water, too. They actually have water in their dishes! Minez always alomst empty cuz I playz in it too much. The udder day I kinda got in trouwble. I kinda spillt the catz’s water and then I pick it up to carry it and I dwropped it and broke it. And then I tried to chew on the broken pieces. That was naughty, I guess. I didn’t know that was wwrong.
Anyways today it waz kindaz hard to get through the door and I almozt gotz stuck! My mom laughed at me and then gotz the camera out! She wouldn’t even help me!
Lookz likez my dayz of da good stuff iz done. Well, we’ll sees about that. I think I will just learn how to open da door. Ya! I’ll do that when I getz bigger. Maybe I’ll learn that in schoool next week.
